Romanov Family Yard Sale
by Courtney Bailey
Directed by Lucy Cashion
Equally Represented Arts
July 5, 2024

Cast of Romanov Family Yard Sale
Photo by Jason Hackett
Equally Represented Arts
Upon arriving at the Kranzberg Arts Center for Equally Represented Arts’ production of Romanov Family Yard Sale, theatregoers are greeted with handmade signs on the door advertising the “Yard Sale Theatre Play” with the persistent slogan “Everything Must Go”. That phrase is essentially the motto of this new show by playwright Courtney Bailey, directed by ERA’s Lucy Cashion, and featuring an energetic cast of talented local performers who play their roles with gusto. Like everything from this company, this play is challenging, literate, and intensely thought-provoking. It’s engaging, fun, and occasionally poignant, and it’s marvelously inventive.
You may recognize the name “Romanov”, and you’re supposed to, although the Romanovs here aren’t the famous ones, but distant relatives. These relatives are holding a yard sale and appearing in a “moviefilm” filmed by guests Kirk (John Wolbers) and Dody (Chrissie Watkins), whose speech is a barely intelligible blend of random English words and catchphrases–essentially indicating the language barrier between the Russian Romanovs and the filmmakers, whom they assume to be American. The experience of the show is somewhat immersive, in that audience members arrive and participate in a yard sale, as various items from clothing to books to toys to household gadgets and more are offered for sale in exchange for blue “yard sale tickets”. When the story gets going, the audience takes their seats and the Romanov family members tell their story, including their connection with their more well-known late royal cousins. The family is organizing the yard sale and participating in the film in the hope of moving to America to start new lives. What ensues is a story that involves clever pop-culture references–especially to the documentary Grey Gardens and the animated film Anastasia–and explorations of American capitalism, religious movements, and the Russian concept of Toska, an untranslatable term that essentially describes a deep sense of melancholy, longing, and despair, which is described as more pervasive than “measly American depression”. There are also Beanie Babies, a raccoon chorus, and lots more.
This isn’t an easy show to describe, because there’s a lot here to think about and ponder. It’s a clever examination of various concepts, for the most part, with the characters standing out and adding much in the way of heart and poignancy, in addition to humor. Like a lot of ERA’s plays, this play is best understood by experiencing it. There are a few moments where the story seems to drag, especially while the family is constructing an “origin story” for their invented religion–the Church of the Great Babooshka. At the performance I saw, though, this sequence was enlivened somewhat by the production’s smoke machine inadvertently setting off the fire alarm in the theatre, but the cast managed to work that into the show well after the audience returned from evacuation and the fire department cleared out. Cassidy Flynn as Rasputin gets a special nod in this regard, for handling the transition back to the show especially well.
The cast is excellent, and all are fully committed to their characterizations of this quirky collection of Romanovs, including Big Yelena (Rachel Tibbetts), Little Yelena (Ellie Schwetye); three sisters all named Masha (Celeste Gardner, Kristen Strom, Maggie Conroy); the “rat princess” Anastasia (Ashwini Aurora)–who may or may not be dead; Cousin Katrina–who definitely is dead (played by Courtney Bailey and a fully dressed plastic skeleton); Katrina’s grieving husband Cousin Alexi (Adam Flores); the elderly Aunt Babooshka (Miranda Jagels Felix); and the egg-obsessed Uncle Boris (Anthony Kramer); along with the aforementioned racoon choir (Joe Taylor), as well as Rasputin and his crony Pigbat (Alicen Moser). It’s difficult to single anyone out, because all are strong and everyone has their moments to shine. It’s a true ensemble cast with excellent energy and chemistry, telling the quirky, offbeat story with style, humor, and occasional moments of surprising emotional resonance.
The technical production is striking, as well, with cohesive look and atmosphere maintained by Cashion’s scenic design, Marcy Weigert’s vividly realized costumes, Denisse Chavez’s mood-enhancing lighting, and impressive sound design by Cashion and composer Taylor, who provides a memorable soundtrack as the story unfolds. Taylor also served as cinematographer for the accompanying film, which adds a layer of depth to the preceding stage play.
This is another clever, innovative production from ERA. It’s part play, part yard sale, part immersive experience, and thoroughly entertaining and thoughtful. If you’re interested in Russian history, American pop culture, Beanie Babies, raccoons, yard sales, or just good, challenging experimental theatre, this is a show that shouldn’t be missed. While it could use a bit of editing, for the most part it’s a profoundly inventive theatrical experience.
Equally Represented Arts is presenting Romanov Family Yard Sale at the Kranzberg Arts Center until July 20, 2024

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